Posts tagged the big bang theory.

sheldoncooper:

fuckyeahsheldonpenny:giveme-a-reasonfujiidom:

Bernadette: Okay, Sheldon. What happens to our neuroreceptors when we don’t get enough REM sleep?
Sheldon: They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine.
Bernadette: Which leads to?
Sheldon: Impaired cognitive function.
Bernadette: Right. So, march in there, brush your teeth, and go to bed.
Sheldon: But I don’t want to go to bed!
Bernadette: I’m going to count to three. One -
Sheldon: Oh, all right!

The Big Bang Theory, 3x14 - The Einstein Approximation

  • Sheldon: I figured out how to figure it out.
  • Leonard: What are you talking about?
  • Sheldon: Einstein.
  • Leonard: Yeah, I'm gonna need a little more.
  • Sheldon: Albert Einstein.

CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH.

Also, look at that smile. It renders me dead.

“There there. Sheldon’s here.”

The Big Bang Theory 3x08: The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

“It doesn’t feel like an arm.”

The Big Bang Theory 3x08: The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

betternovembers:

HOLY.  TIE.  I CAN’T EVEN.  (Photo via jimparsons.net)

WHAT THE WHAT OMG DED.

oldfilmsflicker:replicant:

If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king. I would be kind to my rabbit subjects…at first. One day I’ll hold a great ball for the president of France, but the rabbits, they hate me and don’t come. I’m embarrassed, so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch.

oldfilmsflicker:replicant:

Penny: Sing Soft Kitty to me.
Sheldon: Soft Kitty is for when you’re sick; you’re not sick.
Penny: Injured and drugged is a kind of sick.
Sheldon: …Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…
Penny: Wait, wait! Let’s sing it as a round!

fuckyeahbigbangtheory:oldfilmsflicker:replicant:

Penny: Is that my arm?
Sheldon: It doesn’t feel like an arm
Penny: Then maybe you should let it go

“There there. Sheldon’s here.”

The Big Bang Theory 3x08: The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

This scene and the scene where Sheldon copped a feel = WIN.