Wells Fargo is requiring employees to donate $100 to charity every time they’re caught looking at their Blackberry during a meeting.
Certain people I know would lose a fortune by working there. Myself included.
Boyfriend can attest to how ugly said yawn face is.
right now, im playing restaurant city. my restaurant is small and broke. haha. i dont have any money because i accidentally click my mouse to buy an expensive roof. EXPENSIVE ROOF??. last week, i still have 2000 coins. now i just have 800 coins. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :’(
This is my little sister. She’s into expensive roofs (apparently), High School Musical (obsessed), and Zac Efron (one of the interests we have in common). She tweets too. And she’s turning 12 this year. THIS IS THE INTERNET GENERATION YOU GUYS.
interiormotive:flourhoneymilk:
Icarus
Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML
Odysseus
Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I won’t get to go home for another 10 years. FML
Oedipus
I’ve been really busy. I solved the riddle of the Sphinx, gained entrance to the city of Thebes, killed the king and took his place, and then married his wife and had several kids. As it turns out, the guy that I killed to become king was my dad. And the chick that I married and had kids with was my mother. FML
Feeling very very shitty. Very shitty. VERY VERY VERY VERY SHIT. DID YOU GET THAT TUMBLR???
Now it is your turn to ask me why. Then I will wallow in my little puddle of self pity while you all watch and empathize. Thank you.
