right now, im playing restaurant city. my restaurant is small and broke. haha. i dont have any money because i accidentally click my mouse to buy an expensive roof. EXPENSIVE ROOF??. last week, i still have 2000 coins. now i just have 800 coins. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :’(
This is my little sister. She’s into expensive roofs (apparently), High School Musical (obsessed), and Zac Efron (one of the interests we have in common). She tweets too. And she’s turning 12 this year. THIS IS THE INTERNET GENERATION YOU GUYS.
Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML
Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I won’t get to go home for another 10 years. FML
I’ve been really busy. I solved the riddle of the Sphinx, gained entrance to the city of Thebes, killed the king and took his place, and then married his wife and had several kids. As it turns out, the guy that I killed to become king was my dad. And the chick that I married and had kids with was my mother. FML
A guy was wriggling in a spot. Yes, wriggling. Just wriggling, nothing else.
The same guy then started posing. Standing and pulling his knee up to his chest for a good 10 seconds. And then he switched and did a kicking sort of pose.
The next day, I went into a different computer lab for fear of meeting him again. And then he was right there. In that computer lab. And the guy smiled at me. Just like the ending to the Thriller music video.
P.S. I am not being mean. Although it may seem like he has a disorder of sorts, it looks like he was doing it for the benefit of his friends who found this quite amusing. I myself spent a good 10 minutes staring at him.
Seriously, I have never heard a more annoying laugh. I’m not even sure you could call it a laugh. It’s like a shrill giggle thing. Not that I’m saying you’re not allowed to laugh, but please make it less annoying and/or shut the hell up. Thanks.
The most interesting thing I have learned in class all semester:
A turducken is a dish consisting of a partially de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken. The thoracic cavity of the chicken and the rest of the gaps are stuffed, sometimes with a highly seasoned breadcrumb mixture or sausage meat, although some versions have a different stuffing for each bird.