I heart you Fake Karl
@fakekarl: @clashwithme: @fakekarl: Sometimes, I interview myself. brilliant. how can one person be so genius? sometimes I wonder that. then I take a photograph of myself to remind me.
Telstra sent me a bill for an phone account that I had finalised last month. Seriously, you’d think that a first world country would have better customer service than this bullshit.
One of my sweaters now has a possum piss stain on it.
At the computer lab today, I accidentally made eye contact with a girl who I used to have social psychology tutorials with. I couldn’t just break away, so I had to smile. Then she walked over to me and asked if she knew me. In a volume that was probably loud enough for other people to hear. Now they all probably think I just like to throw people insane smiles in a random fashion.
Last week, my bicep hurt for a few days after cooking soup. The soup wasn’t even that good. Maybe I should try out this thing they call exercise.
Attempting to start reading journals for assignments. We’ll see how that goes. So far I’ve opened and closed firefox about 3 times, and I haven’t finished reading one journal.
My toaster sets off my fire alarm? And I’m planning to eat toast for most days this week?? NOOOOO.
Currently suffering from a debilitating woman...
It’s just not cool to fart on a plane, even if everyone’s ears are...– Scott Sternberg (via men.style.com)
Worst color combination ever:
BLUE AND SILVER: MILLENIUM
If that’s what you call ramming as much information into your head as possible, I’m in! It just sounds like so much fun! Tomorrow I will sell my textbooks that I have never cracked open even once! No damage! I love exclamation points!
I found a great new musician: Michael Jackson. FLML– FLML
mthrfknluis: ace138: Q: When did you realize you were grown up/growing up? I was too large to comfortably enjoy McDonald’s PlayPlace. After getting lost a couple of times and crying and screaming until someone found me, I finally knew the routine and just calmly walked over to the security officer or the information desk. It didn’t even faze me anymore when my mum got mad at me yet...
Missing home way too much.
Boyfriend asked me to actually use my twitter account. Which is pretty difficult since my snark and creativity count is only so much. Therefore once I start tweeting, I run out of things to post on Tumblr. Oh well.
Nadhira: Why can I open a bottle of beer but not soy sauce?
Shanna: That just means you belong in a bar and not in the kitchen.
My feet smell like soy sauce
My first attempt at making something from scratch and I just spilled heaps of soy sauce all over my kitchen. Reason #2365754 why I should not cook.
Oh how I wish I had something interesting to post
For some reason, my miniscule amount of creativity has been sucked away by a magical creativity sucking force. And now, I am reduced to just complaining to an imaginary audience instead of interestingly complaining to an imaginary audience. By the way, school’s started. Actually it started on the 2nd, but for me (the special person that I am) it started yesterday. And that sucks, because I,...