Despite my inability to cook, I find cooking shows oddly relaxing. Aspirational too, sort of. Not really. But relaxing, yes.
Boy: So was there anyone you found attractive there?
Girl: Not really.. (starts rattling off other people's defects)
Boy: Well, beggars can't be choosers.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her...– F*** My Life
Just got back from my first driving lesson.
I wonder, is driving supposed to be that stressful, or do I have a superhuman capability to transform everything into a life threatening situation?
So today I was wearing my fabulous new shoes on. Jil Sander peeptoe booties. And then I fell on the street. And now my fabulous shoes are fabulously scuffed. It is just making me burst out in OCD symptoms.
I just met the most amazing pair of Jil Sander booties yesterday and I cannot forget about them. Now, the only thing I need is someone to pour a bucket of money over me so I can afford it. I realize the pouring of the money isn’t necessary, just awesome.