Despite my inability to cook, I find cooking shows oddly relaxing. Aspirational too, sort of. Not really. But relaxing, yes.
I wonder, is driving supposed to be that stressful, or do I have a superhuman capability to transform everything into a life threatening situation?
So today I was wearing my fabulous new shoes on. Jil Sander peeptoe booties. And then I fell on the street. And now my fabulous shoes are fabulously scuffed.
It is just making me burst out in OCD symptoms.
I just met the most amazing pair of Jil Sander booties yesterday and I cannot forget about them.
Now, the only thing I need is someone to pour a bucket of money over me so I can afford it.
I realize the pouring of the money isn’t necessary, just awesome.