January 2009
“just wish that I could tell the truth to the world, but sometimes you just...”
– Bai Ling. Holy shit I need this book. (via Go Fug Yourself)
I stuck my finger in a fan last night.
I’m not entirely sure why.
I thought it was cute
that my boyfriend looks younger than he is. So much so that despite our somewhat significant age difference, he looks about the same age I do.
Until my mom pointed out that he will continue to look young while I age normally and eventually look older than he is.
Thanks, mom.
Is the show G's to Gents actually America's Next...
Because all of them look like they have a pretty strong chance of winning that contest.
My wisdom tooth is growing out the side of my...
I just had a 3 hour nap
The pleasures of holidays.
On the other hand, I am coughing like an old hag right now.
“I want to make a country where there is a fine for being ugly.”
– Irfan, my beloved brother.
A photoshopped Joker-esque profile picture is...
And by now, the phrase “Why so serious?” used outside the context of the movie irritates me beyond all measure.
My house is flooded.
So last night my mum woke me up at about 2am to pack our stuff and by about 2.45 there was water up to my ankles inside my house.
Now I’m at my grandma’s house and well her house is dry but surrounded by water outside. Like I’m a princess in a castle surrounded by a moat.
Not really.
Life in the third world. Good times.
My favorite food is Nachos.
I say that with a capital N because that is how important it is to me.
I hate the world and my life sucks.
Please, allow me an angsty teenager post. Make that an angsty emo teenager post.
Angsty emo whiny teenager post.
I really want nachos right now.
Notes on watching the Fashion Police ranting on...
I need to be a celebrity. I need. The dresses. The jewels.
No, I need someone to give me those dresses for free. I need someone to offer to custom make something for me.
I need.
On a different note, what the hell is up with Renee Zellweger? She looks a little… crazy.
Stay in school.
Work is not cool.
Picture this...
christinahaberkern:
…since I didn’t have a camera on me.
I’m driving back to work down Lankershim Boulevard, and on the sidewalk is a 350 pound middle aged woman…. COMPLETELY NAKED from the waist down. She was just walking along, pants in hand.
Crack is an amazing drug.
Awesome.
On a less self-deprecating and...
Anyways, I’ve been thinking about taking up knitting. Then I could make awesome stuff like Yokoo, who makes me want to buy her stuff despite the fact that I live in a tropical country and I would probably die of heatstroke wearing that stuff. Never mind that I can’t afford it either (hint: some free stuff in the mail would be very much appreciated Yokoo, thanks).
Or I could be a DIY...
I need a hobby.
I’ve been feeling a bit useless lately. A friend of mine has actually earned money working on one of her passions, enough to actually pay for her overseas health insurance while going to school in Australia (which is quite a large amount of money for us living in the 3rd world). That is, after getting a scholarship to enrol in said school.
Congratulations friend.
I really need to get some...
I'm in a crisis
It’s 3 in the morning. I’m hungry.
Happy New Year.
Oh, look at me and my exciting 3 day late updates.
In typical me fashion, my new year’s eve was… okay.
Oh yay, how exciting, yay yay.